What happens when you toss in an odd bunch to roommate with each other? Lots of friends do that these days. Sometimes roommates get along, and sometimes they can get under each other skin for being a pain in the behind, but what if we toss in a Terran, Protoss and a Zerg into a house to live in together? Interesting combination isn't it? The Terrans don't really like to get along with the Protoss, and definitely not the Zerg. The Protoss hate the Zerg for basically making them homeless, and the Zerg just want to take over the universe. One would think that if these 3 would be put together all heck will break loose. The Protoss would go straight after the Zerg, (revenge kind of thing for turning Aiur to a dust ball of a planet, and spreading the Protoss species to the wind.) The Zerg would try to take over everything, and the Terran? Well he would be left alone, because in the cosmic scheme of things. Terrans are no big deal in the Universe, or so the Protoss and Zerg think.
Well not these bunch of roomates. All they want to do is live out there lives away from fighting one another, and killing, and for once in their lives, make a living.
Well let’s introduce the roommates. The Terran is a Marine named Guss Winkley; (Just don't tease him about his name. He kind of gets touchy on that subject. Taking that he's a marine and all, "I’m a Marine! Super fey, and all that stuff!")
The Protoss is a Zealot named of Benthus, but for short everyone just calls him Ben. The Zerg is a Hydralisk and its name is GRAZZZRRRRRWWOOOOO, but everyone just calls him "Fido". No one really wants to take the time to pronounce a name such as GRAZZZRRRRWWOOOOO. He or It’s the hardest of the roommates to understand since it does not even speak English!
The first day starts out like this: Guss is a laid back kind of guy when he's not out fighting wars and stuff. Lazy and sloppy, all he does is eat, go to work, goof off, clean his gun and sleep. Ben on the other hand is very orderly individual. A very dedicated person...huh individual. Everything to him is for Aiur. When cooking dinner it's "For Aiur!" Cleaning the house it's "For Aiur!" Everything is "For Aiur!" Well you get the idea. Fido is the odd one of the bunch. No one understands him, and he keeps spreading creep all over the house, and for Guss, who is usually sloppy. The creap takes the cake for him.
Guss: "Hey Fido, you bad Hydralisk! Stop spreading creep all over the house! It's disgusting and smells, like a locker room, dead fish, and terpintian all rolled in one."
Fido: "Grrrrrrrwwwkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"
Guss: "What in the world did you just say boy? You better not be saying something about my mamma, or you going to sleep outside.
Ben: "Stop talking Guss! You not the cleanest human I ever met. Have you seen the bathroom? It was your job to clean it today, but noooo!"
Guss: "What! For someone who doesn’t talk with a mouth you sure do know how to complain! and when does a Protoss ever use the bathroom? I didn't know you could at all.
Ben: "Yes we can! We just don't discuss it with anyone. It's not like you discuss when you go or anything. Fido doesn’t mind, because when he goes, everyone knows."
Yes this is a typical day in the life of these 3 roomates. Actually this is pretty much tame compared to other days. Guss would go to work watch TV, lift weights, and clean his gun. While Ben does everything for Aiur. Fido on the other hand just creeps all around the house. Ah wait you say! Why are these 3 different races, who are swarn enemys of each other living together in the same house? Well, we could say your in the Twilight Zone, but we can't. Coppy rights infringment. Don't want to get sued and all.
Well anyway, Ben works as a vidao game sales person, and the game he likes to indorse is Star-somthng, but he says it's an awsome game, and of course he's working "For Aiur!"
Fido is having trouble finding work. Everytime he went to a job interview eveyone kepted screaming and running away. Poor Fido, he or it has the hardest of luck. Guss says it's his or its look, that only an Overmind will love, but even though Fido can't speak english at all, dosen't mean he dosen't understand. After Guss said that to Fido. Guss found his room full of creep, and Fido laughing in a zerghis way in the background.